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Post by lunamoonfang Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:27 pm

The courage of men

Three generals, an American, a British, and a Canadian, are sitting in their mess, bragging about the courage of their troops. The American General says: "My troops are the most courageous of them all." He pokes his head out the window "Sargent! Stand in front of that corporal there, and he'll shoot you" The sargent snaps to attention, salutes, and BANG! he's dead. The British general is impressed, but not to be out done, he sticks his head out of the mess. "Private! lie down in the middle of the road, and the lieutenat there will run over you with his tank!" The private, given a direct order, lies down, and without flinching, gets squished by the tank. The Canadian general, looking impressed, sticks his head out and looks around. He sees a lineman on top of a 120 foot power pylon. "Corporal! Jump off the pylon". The corporal looks at the ground, looks back at the general: "flarn you sir!"
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